I was recently let go from my previous job at Coventry Health Care. I worked there for over a year (which happened to trump my longest stint of employment by 5 months) and had a great time everyday I went to work. I have now been unemployed for exactly one week and I feel that it would be healthy to take a look back and review all of the exciting things I did on my paid vacation (I received one month of paid severance). So without further adieu here it goes:
1. drank copious amounts of booze
2. looked at copious amounts of porn
3. repeated steps one and two
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