So back in the day, men respected men. They understood that there was an unwritten sort of communication between men that allowed them to be the superior people. One day, this entire thing went out the window. I stand before you as a practitioner about the old way and tonight I realized there are non-men. I was chat-chitting with a beautiful female and up walk two dudes. They proceeded to spit their terrible game and I was left standing there like an asshole. They threw out their best lines (they failed), I complimented her (they laughed), they berated me for my “game” and then she had to find her friends.
Are we not on the same page guys? Do we not have the same intentions? Are we not all trying to lay some pipe? How would you feel if you were at Chipolte and some chick cut in front of you to order? You’d be pissed. Times that shit by ten. I am so livid right now that I was talking to a very cute girl and two guys jump into our conversation. They felt that they had a great convo to add….they didn’t. They just stood there, saying stuff like, “oh girl, what’ch doing after you leave here girl”.
Sorry bros, you guys fucking suck. GO FUCK A FURBY.
