Sonic’s

Have you seen these commericals from Sonic with the retard and the quiet guy? Really? I know stupid people, I don’t hang out with them, let alone go grab fast food and gossip about my day. The one commercial I really can’t stand is when the retard is talking about how he takes a date to Sonic, then compliments her financial savvy by ordering off of the dollar menu. First off, who takes a date to Sonic? A 16 year old? Pot-head? An idiot who thinks Sonic is a drive-in movie theatre? A 16 year old pot head who mistakes Sonic for a drive-in? Secondly, in the commercial, he calls the girl a cheap date since she orders the dollar items. Even if she doesn’t order off the dollar menu, isn’t she still a cheap date? I mean really, without packing 6 fat drunk guys into a truck, how can Sonic be expensive? They cap off the commercial with classic Sonic humor by making the retard say something dumb, which has me convinced that the quiet guy isn’t actually the retard’s friend, but rather his caretaker.

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